Or I was having success with green apples, until I remembered this recipe from my childhood: apple dip. Those healthy apples aren't quite as healthy when paired with this. But they taste so, so good!!
1/4 cup sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
2 tsp. vanilla
1 8oz package cream cheese, very softened
Mix it all together. Make sure you mix up all the brown sugar clumps. Refrigerate. Eat.
Serve in a cute little bowl with apples arranged in a cute little row.
(It tastes even better that way)